I went into pro cuts a couple of weeks ago. I walked up to the counter and the lady there goes, "How can I help you?" I said, "Yes. I'd like a haircut please. Are there any other services you provide?"
The other day I was at work and this dude goes,"Hey man you know that one old guy, with the gray hair?" I was like,"No. No I don't.
What's wrong with porno these days? Too much wamb-bam-thank-you-ma'am if you'd ask me.
I was doing an interview about a year ago with Michael Brewer of the 1960's folk group duo Brewer and Shipley. After the interview, one of my naive buddies had a record of theirs and had Michael sign it. My friend then laughing asked,"Hey man were you guys high when you shot this album cover?" Michael looked at him and goes,"I don't remember man."
Thanks for reading! I love you!-Drew The View
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