Popery......

    Who can tell me where I can go to hear Asians karaoke the American classics? I'm willing to pay a cover.

    I went into pro cuts a couple of weeks ago.  I walked up to the counter and the lady there goes, "How can I help you?" I said, "Yes. I'd like a haircut please.  Are there any other services you provide?"

    The other day I was at work and this dude goes,"Hey man you know that one old guy, with the gray hair?" I was like,"No. No I don't.

    What's wrong with porno these days? Too much wamb-bam-thank-you-ma'am if you'd ask me. 

     I was doing an interview about a year ago with Michael Brewer of the 1960's folk group duo Brewer and Shipley.  After the interview, one of my naive buddies had a record of theirs and had Michael sign it.  My friend then laughing asked,"Hey man were you guys high when you shot this album cover?"  Michael looked at him and goes,"I don't remember man."

You be the judge.

    

   Thanks for reading! I love you!-Drew The View

Passing The Buck Teeth........

Girl Talk...

"Yes I promise baby. Sex In the City 2 was..... way better than the first one. ....Honestly."

Hello! How do you do?  Thanks for reading Drew The View!
     So my lady went to girls' night tonight, she comes back and asks me, "Who did I think she was in "Sex In The City"..... What? "What character would I be in Sex In The City, because out of our group, the girls said I would be SJP." Who? "Sarah Jessica Parker, you know, Carrie."
    Now ladies do I have to answer this with a response?  Did my lady talk to herself and have a conversation that goes....."The girls said I'm Carrie but I'll ask Drew, he'll tell me the truth."  Does she think there is little gay man trapped inside my body somewhere?  Anyway I said, "Yes." "Yes what?" "Yes you are definitely SJP baby."
    Fellas, don't make the mistake of watching these "exclusively" chick movies.  A romantic comedy is cool, but don't go see Sex In The City or Twilight type shows. No matter how much you think your being a good boyfriend, you'll have to participate in discussions concerns these "films."  Your welcome.  Thanks for reading! I love you!-Drew The View

"You're SJP baby. You'r SJP!"

 

Idiot Savant......

    Hello! How do you do? Thanks for reading Drew The View!  I must have been among the last five percent to get on MySpace.  I fought it for so long, but finally gave in because of the possibilities of connecting with artists to shoot music videos.  I had little success in my attempt, connected with a few friends from high school, but felt so unproductive after a month, I gave up.

"Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose." -Bill Gates

 In order to gain some insight into the worlds' fascination, I'm currently reading The FaceBook Effect; an interesting look into the creation of the social network.  Things I've learned from reading this book.
1.  Mark Zuckerman is a genius.
2.  I've been uncool for sometime now, and becoming old and stupid. 
3.  No billionaire actually has a billion dollars.  But the shit they own is worth a whole lot.

    Thanks for reading! I love you!-Drew The View  P.S. Check out "The Social Network," when you get a chance, its real good.

Language Barriers

Hello! How do you do?  Thanks for reading Drew The View! 

    We were in Spencer Oklahoma shooting a music video called "I Wish A Mother Fucker Would." It was a blazing hot day in the the high school parking lot where several hundred people were gathered when one young sweaty brother makes his way from the crowd to talk with me and my friend Charlie.
    Now, you have to understand that Charlie (who was also working on the video) claims to be from Lawton Oklahoma, but he's really from the cast of Head Of The Class, and the nicest dude you'll ever meet.

He's in there somewhere...

    We had just finished shooting the scene where the rapper is driving around with hot babes; we sit down to drink our bottled waters from an ice chest marked "crew" during a break when this brother walks up.
    "Hey ya'll got some waters?"(In deep raspy voice)  Before I can think to say..., Charlie starts in,"No man. I've got mine right here. (lifts up his water to show appreciation for the consideration) Thanks!" The brother looked at Charlie, paused briefly, then walked away disappointed and confused.
    People that learn more than two languages are really pompous.  Thanks for reading! I love you! -Drew The View

There he is!

How 'Bout Them.....

"I can't put my finger on it because I don't have enough fingers." 

-Jerry Jones, on Cowboys 45-7 lost to Greenbay

Matty B. Raps On The Tracks....Come On Train!

Halloween Pics...

 

 

 

 Look out for Brandon as Billy Beer, on the new kids television show, Smashed.

Our friend Misty made all these cool treats. Wow!

Not Patterns Necessary;  Me and the Mrs. Punkins

Thumbs Up For Tailgating!

 "Well, look at his poor, pathetic face. He's so sad he could depress Richard Simmons." Mike as Steve Urkel.

"Sorry I didn't know." "Keep your paws out of my cooler hippie!  The team's on a liquid diet and Demarco only drinks his gasoline cold.

Wizard of Awws! Cheer up Bobbie, 43-10 Sooners Win! Have fun in the Pac whatever Colorado!